Well, this dirty tree hugger ran into the forrest yesterday and chained himself to me. The fucker kept going on and on about the rain forrest. I was cool, you know, cause I got family there.
Doesn't sound so bad.
Well, midnight rolls around this guy takes out a small hunting knife and begins to carve a hole into me. He's just ripping chunks out and tenderly kissing the hole as he does it. He calls me Beverly.
Pretty fucked up.
Yeah, he keeps saying he promises to be a better son and tells me how he used to sneak peeks at me in my nighties. Then when he finished raping me, he cried himself to sleep.
