Robot Friend

Author: crabby

Date: July 24, 2006

by crabby
7-24-06
I am your personal robo friend. Your parents purchased me on June 29th and programmed me to be your best friend.
I said I wanted a PSP.
I know what you wanted and I stole one from one of the other children down the street. I've done everything you've always wanted.
Everything huh? If that's true let's go check my parents room.
Both dead, just like you've always dreamed.
Gnarly.