Mom, I'm flunking out of culinary school, but don't worry, I got an old woman on the street to give me enough money to pay for next term so you won't have to worry about.
You shut your mouth right now. I ate the mid term you brought home and I've never been hornier in my entire life.
Are you serious?
Fuck me right now on this bed.
O.............k
HAHAHAHA! You were gonna fuck your mom you pathetic wanna be mother fucker, I want you out of this house by tomorrow, you fucking loser.
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