I'm really not looking forward to Ted's bahelor party tonight. Due to his strict muslim upbringing he has forbid any alcohol or strippers from being consumed.
Yeah, I don't know what Lilly has planned. She isn't an uptight miserable muslim fuck like that fiance of hers. I think she's gonna have a stripper.
We watched old home videos he had of him and Lilly. They acted out scenes from the Matrix together. How was the bachelorette party?
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