Hey dad, when you were my age did you drink alot of root beer?
Yeah son, I sure did.
I was just reading online about how large quanities of rootbeer can affect your sperm causing birth defects in your children, maybe thats why I can't walk.
Yeah, maybe it's my fault you can't walk son. It's awful enough that you're disabled and it reeks havoc on my soul everyday, but thanks alot for blaming me.
Dad...I didn't mean it like that, it's just so hard. I've always just wondered how god could do this to me.
Maybe God just doesn't like you. Blame him and leave your dad and root beer out of this.
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