I went by Lara7's house and someone stole my soul.
How did that happen?
Well she thought it would be a good idea if I left it outside as a lawn ornament next to the Flamingo.
Oh, well that makes sense you can't just leave things laying around like that. People will steal it just for the heck of it. Come on it's Ohio it's not like theres anything fun to do there.
It was a lawn ornament. Her cat had diarhea, she wasn't getting enough caffeine, and she was laughing at her least favorite ex's leather pants.
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Why did her art car have leather pants on?
