I've decided to undergo a very risky surgical procedure and I just wanted to tell you before I had it done so you wouldn't be worried about me while I was busy hiding away in recovery.
I'm sorry. You just said alot of things, but also nothing at all. What surgical procedure are you having performed on yourself?
I'm having a very risky procedure done on myself to reduce the amount my nails grow per month. It involes some bone shortening technologies.
You're insane!
Am I? Or am I just a decent honest human being who'd like to be able to have to go through the hassle of cutting their nails up to 7 times less per year compared to the average human being.
