Dad! Whats all this bullshit I hear about you giving away all my Goosebumps books to charity?
You can't read Brendon. I'm going to give your books to boys and girls who can read them properly.
This is some bullshit. It don't even make sense like dykes using dildos.
What did I tell you about listening to Eminem?
I was technically listening to the Sound Bombing II mixtape, so it wasn't really an Eminem album.
I don't give a fuck if you're listening to Blueprint 2. When Renegades comes on, I don't want you listening. NO EMINEM! Don't make me slap you right in the fucking mouth.
