Can you believe all this controversy over Michael Phjelps smoking a bong? Who cares, it's not like he did something stupid like drink the bong water or something. I'm glad he proved to be competent.
I'd love to hang out with Michael Phelps.
I'd love to offer him a bong hit.
I probably wouldn't have a bong on hand, but I more than likely will have an empty Coke can in my car we can hit off.
Smoking out of an empty Coke can? That's pretty ghetto, mom.
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