Dad, the reason I invited you here wasn't so that you could play Zeus in my newest one man show. That isn't the reason at all.
I feel as if, I've been lied to. Explain to me the reasoning behind your betrayal!
Dad, I have cancer.
Oh, geez louise, son! That is awful! I'm so sorry.
Rectal cancer.
That's hereditary on your mother's side. You should have brought her out into the middle of nowhere under false pretenses and ruin her hopes of performing a one man show based on Zeus.
