Hi there! I'm new to the neighborhood and I just wanted to come introduce myself. My name is Troy and I just moved down the street with my beagal Tom.
Ok. Well, please stay away from my home. I'm old and I don't have any time to talk to people. Just stay away from my home.
Miriam, may I call you Miriam?
My name is Grace.
Grace, when I was a child I went to see a fortune teller at a carnival and she told me one day I would murder someone. Now so far I haven't, but I want you to know you're in consideration.
Fucking hipsters! With your god damn indie music and your god damn stories of your past! I don't give a shit! Just stay away from my house!
