Stop right there invisible man. You would have fooled me if you weren't wearing that stolen police uniform,
Who the **** are you talking to mother ****er? Just because I'm a black man you think I stole this uniform? I've been on the force 27 years. I've been assigned personal guard duty for the mayor.
Look invisible man, don't try and play the race card. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR ****!
**** YOU MOTHER ****ER! ... I'm still wearing my camo from paintball this weekend aren't I? Let me show you some I.D. and a brief glimpse at my pubic hair to prove my authenticty.
You check out.
Not so fast. It's time to show me some I.D. and pubes, mother ****er.
