Here's the thing. No one eats cereal anymore. No one eats it at all. There is no brand loyalty. There is no nostalgia. People just don't care.
Agreed.
So hear me out on this. I say we start a cereal blog. We call it curreal. A surreal look at cereal. We go so indepth and delve so deep into our own cereal desires that people will be interested.
I hate everything about your pitch. I hate the name curreal because it sounds like curreal and not surreal. I hate the idea about writing about cereal. Most of all I hate you.
I didn't want to bring this up, but remember when we were 8 and you almost drowned when you fell into that ice pond?
You pushed me, but fine. I'll write for your cereal blog.
