I hear footsteps. I also smell brimstone. What's happening here?
I hear slushy footsteps! How can this be? The Great Pumpkin can't enter this realm until the frost of the heavens covers Saint Peter's Bush. It's not even cold yet.
Explain yourself demon!
A friend covered Saint Peter's Bush with water and the unseasonably cool weather caused the frost of the heavens to cover said bush with frost! Now I can reclaim my throne as High Chief to Lord Turk!