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Enter the twisted pre-rendered world of Christian Diapers and Co. in "Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc."

Since its inception, the series has garnered the distinct notoriety of being one of the few comics not written by a twelve-year old.

AIM: darwin farkus

Personal: In addition to fronting the internationally-acclaimed band, Pop Standards, darwin is employed as a secret-stealth ninja, and is perhaps most famous for his patented "double-reverse-left-crossover to the face" move.

He is NOT a racist, and the content of S.o.W.C., Inc. is not meant to imply otherwise. (He does, however, eat children for breakfast.)

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"Mike Nguyen: Conflicted Religious Telemarketing Drone"

by darwin_farkus
6-20-08


	Hey there, Mike! Why the long face, Negative Nelly?


	It's just... some guy in the park today told me to get ED! And all I was trying to do was deliver a message of heavenly PEACE and LOVE!


	Now Mike, we've talked about this! Human kindness is all WELL and GOOD until you put JESUS or GOD into the mix! People don't want to hear all that RELIGIOUS PIFFLE!


	Maybe you're right. Hey, do you think these awful cum-farts will wash out of my underpants?


	Let's hope so, 'cause I can't quit you, baby.

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