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Most of the recent strips star Matt 'n Pete, the Li'l Sociopaths. Here's the cast:

Matt, aka Ezrael: The guy in the hockey mask. Scholar and bon vivant. Likes include Superman and smiting the wicked. Dislikes include humans and other carbon-based life forms. Not overly fond of clowns.

Pete, aka deucepm: The dude in the tiki mask. Renaissance geek. Harbors a deep, unnatural lust for Willow Rosenberg. Do not give him sharp objects.

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Paranoia Strikes Deep

by deucepm
9-10-02


	Great. That's just great. An all new season of that popular favorite, The "You're All Going To Die" Show. My nerves can't take this much longer.


	You're so paranoid. Why do you worry about things you have no control over?


	BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THEM! Are you insane?! If I had any control over the situation, I would fix it! But instead, all I can do is grow a series of ulcers!


	Dial it down a notch, will you? We live on Cape Cod. I doubt it's on the Al-Qaeda's short list.


	Really. Well, what about...uh...the beaches? My God, what if they try an ocean assault? We're WIDE OPEN! We're not even connected to the mainland, did you know that?


	sigh Hold still. I'll go get the dart gun.

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