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Most of the recent strips star Matt 'n Pete, the Li'l Sociopaths. Here's the cast:

Matt, aka Ezrael: The guy in the hockey mask. Scholar and bon vivant. Likes include Superman and smiting the wicked. Dislikes include humans and other carbon-based life forms. Not overly fond of clowns.

Pete, aka deucepm: The dude in the tiki mask. Renaissance geek. Harbors a deep, unnatural lust for Willow Rosenberg. Do not give him sharp objects.

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Perspective

by deucepm
9-10-02


	I mean, I'm not asking where my fucking Christmas presents are hidden, I just want the over/under on us being destroyed. Is that so much?


	I want to tell you a story. Today, at work, I waited on a crazed vegetarian. She told me about her pet project--a vegetarian lion.


	This proud carnivore was captured as a cub, brought to America, and was raised to adulthood on a diet of carrots and other rabbit food.


	So you're saying that things could be worse, and I could be a vegetarian lion?


	Yes. And shut your pie hole.

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