...like i said, it is a form of accu-pressure. As I tug on the left nipple ring, it relieves the dull, throbbing pain from the infection caused by the unsanitary bolt pierced thru my nut-sack. See?
Groovy!
Oh, shit! Here comes my master, and does he look pissed off!
Well... It's like I always say: it's better to be "pissed off" than "pissed on"!
What? Did you say "pissed on"? Ooooh... Yummy!
Uh...gotta go! (I must remember who I'm talking to!)
