Yoga-master Kaddar told me about your goal of being able to give yourself a blowjob, and he sent me because he thinks I can help you...
Groovy!
Ahhh... I see the problem. You have a penis the size of a hamster! So, no amount of strecthing is going to get you to be able to reach it. Fortunately, I have some pills that can fix this...
You mean as in "male enhancement" pills? Those things don't work!
Oh, yeah? Look at me! I'm hung like a cattle-rustler!!
