So, you looking to enlarge your male "member", eh? Well, forget everytthing you heard about those enhancement pills! I can guarantee success...
Groovy!
For a mere fifty bucks, (and your soul for eternity), I can make you hung like the first yesterday's laundry! Just sign here, in blood, and- -oh, @&$%! Here comes that Prince of Peace dude again!
So..?
I still owe him for that bet on the Notre Dame game! I thought for sure the Blue Devils would win! Bunch of fudge-packers... Oops! Gotta go!
