"...this website is dedicated to the support and promotion of N.A.M.G.L.A. (North American Man-Goat Love Associaton)..."
Groovy!
"...we advocate these intimate and vulnerable, inter-species relationships, fostered by mutual trust and attraction..."
Super-groovy!!
"...for a small monthly fee of $795.00, we will match you with single goats in your area. For an extra fifty dollars, you can hook up with ones that are really b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d..!"
This is too good to be true! Now, where did I put that %@$# credit card?!