Dude... I just met the coolest chick on Wahoo Personals. She's really groovy!
Groovy!
I just said that! Anywayz... She told me if I want to get "intimate" with her, then I'd have to "pamper" her first...
So... What did you do?
I showed up at her door with a dozen roses and some body lotion. Turns out, however, that she wanted me to put bring her diapers! Lend me a few bucks so I can go buy her some...
Today's your lucky day! I happen to have an extra box of Pampers right over here...
