Wanna here what I'm doing tonight with my fem-bot girlfriend for Valentine's? It's pretty cool...
Groovy!
First, I'll give her box of chocolate-covered batteries. Then, we'll go to the local body shop to get our chasis' polished. After that, I'll take her back to the crib and-
Dude... So far it sounds @%$# lame!!
You didn't let me tell you the best part! It involves a can of STP and jumper cables...
