Dude... Me and my bitch- uh, girlfriend- had sex for the first time last night!
Groovy!
Well, I kept asking her how she likes it, and she kept saying, "Honey, we've been together long enough for you to know!" This bullshit went on for twenty minutes!
So, what did you do?
I started butt-fucking her! So then she screamed, "What the hell are you doing? Get out!" Oh,well... I had a one-in-three chance, and I chose the wrong hole...
I'll take those odds any day! Now, excuse me while I go home and "meouch" my cat...
