Dude... Last week I won a gift certificate for a free "facial"...
Groovy!
So, two days ago I drove out to the address on the paperwork...
And... How did it go?
Not well. Instead of being a fancy day spa, the place was an empty warehouse! And, inside was Ron Jeremy naked with a film crew. I'm still not able to wipe all the dried "spooge" off my face!
How many times must I tell you to read the fine print... (loser!)
