There I was at Augusta on the 18th tee, Cinderella story... And all I had to do was par out the hole, and I win the Masters! So, I lined up my shot and just let her rip!
Groovy!
A perfect drive! The ball landed only three feet from the flagstick!
So, you won?
No! I #@%$ four-putted, and lost by one stroke to that Woods faggot!
