Sure... I'll tell you what it's like to be a "pirate"...
Groovy!
Well... I start getting ready around 9 p.m. Then, I cruise down to "The Manhole" to have a drink. And, if I'm lucky, I meet someone and take him back to my place, "accidently" drop my keys, and we-
Wait a minute! What kind of pirate are you?
I'm a "butt" pirate! Wanna touch my "sword"?
At this point in the comic, I'd normally turn around and walk away. But, this time I think I'll opt to back up slowly, never losing eye contact...
