Great news! Remember when I interviewed last month for that job which I have absolutely no experience? They just sent me this telegram saying I'm hired! I start tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.!
Groovy!
Hmmm... Maybe, I should re-think this. As much as I need the money, what if they find out I'm a fraud? What if they try to contact my phony references? What if..?
Relax! What's the worst that can happen? Besides, how hard can anesthesiology be?
8:16 a.m. (next day)
Dude! I got canned!!
Didn't we already do this @%#$ lame-ass punchline?!
