So... You want to know about my experience with "male enhancement"? Ok, I'll tell you...
Groovy!
Well, I didn't want to take any pills. So, I did some research, and found that there are enhancement creams, which you rub in, available on the market. So, I bought me a tube, and gave it a try...
Did your "member" increase in size?
No. But, my hand swelled to the size of a catcher's mitt!
Really? That usually happens to me after I do an extended bongo solo when playing at Cafe Le Puffs...
