Dude... I've come up with the perfect logarithm to pick winning numbers for ANY Lotto drawing. And, it's so simple! Why don't you and the readers grab a pen and paper and write this down...
Groovy!
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...then you carry the one, and (viola!) you have the winning numbers!
You're right! That is simple! I better go buy my ticket before it's too late...