...and this is where the story gets "hot and juicy"... As he had me pinned up against the wall, he slowly undid my shoelaces...
Groovy!
WE INTERRUPT "GROOVY!" FOR THIS IMPORTANT NEWSBREAK!
Tune in tonight at eleven as I attempt to re-enact the death of Terri Schiavo by starving myself, along with keeping my mouth open and never blinking, for thirteen days!
We now return you to "Groovy!"...
...finally, after three hours, we collapsed into one, sweaty, throbbing heap! My back teeth are still sore! Was that a great story or what..?
*Whew!* Unbelievable! Now, excuse me while I go home and pummel my penis into submission...
