...so, I tells the guy that I don't even own a pair of pants!
Groovy!
Y'know what's weird? When you go to Home Depot and buy something, they have this security guy at the exit, checking receipts. But, he's not really checking them. He's just marking them with a ...
*yawn*
...Hi-Liter. So, yesterday I bought a garbage disposal, a can of WD-40, and some silicon spray. When the guy checked my receipt, he didn't even look at my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing...
