...so, there I was, (Arrgghh!) locked up in jail for stealing Captain Bligh's ship, staring at a huge, black guy named "Bubba"...
Groovy!
He told me we we're going to play "family" and I had to choose to be the "mom" or the "dad". (Arrgghhhh!) So, I chose to be the dad, for obvious reasons...
Good thinking, me matey...
Or, so I thought! (Arrggghh!) He looked at me and said, "Come give 'mommy' a blow job!"
