"...after dialing 911, await by the roadside to flag down the emergency vehicle."
Um... You are going to rescue me, right? Maybe, just toss down a rope or something. Okay? My arms are getting kinda tired from hanging here...
"If, it is necessary to render assistance before help arrives, make sure you get a good stretch to warm up properly. It is advised, however, to wait for help-"
DUDE! I AM LOSING MY GRIP!! DON'T...KNOW...HOW... MUCH...LONGER...I... CAN...HOLD...ON- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!