...so, then the dumb cocktail waitress asked me if I wanted to put my drink on my bill, and I said, "No. Put it on the doofus-across-the-bar's bill!" HELLO!!
Groovy!
Anyhoo... How was your vacation in Las Vegas?
Well... Like they say: "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
Unless, of course, the condom was defective! Late...
