Say, Mr. President, did you realize that if we lived in a radical Islamic regime, you wouldn't be able to see any pretty girls walking down the street? They'd have to be all covered up!
I heard that castrification would be mandytory for all women, Mr. Vice-Predisent!
That's true! And adulterers would be punished by being stoned to death!
Why, it's a veritabable threat to the American way of life!
The Bush Administration: We're doing it all for the nookie.
