I never use the internet

Author: evil_d

Date: March 31, 2004

by evil_d
3-31-04
You know those people who brag about how they don't watch TV? Imagine if people were like that about other major advances in communications media.
I'm proud to say I don't even own a radio.
That would explain why you didn't hear about the wildfires.
Books! Pshaw! Nothing but garbage in 'em. I haven't read one in years.
Why am I talking to you?