CC42 - This is why you have to get immunized when you travel

Author: evil_d

Date: July 7, 2001

by evil_d
7-07-01
Feel free to ask me if you have any questions about your medical report, Mr. Wirthling.
Hell, Doc, I can't understand a word of this. Just give it to me in plain English.
Well, in addition to every STD I've ever heard of, you're also carrying malaria, diphtheria, cholera, and possibly rabies. And lung cancer. I can't believe you're still standing.
Yeah, well, you should see the other guy!
We're talking about diseases you've contracted, you nitwit, not a fistfight. There is no "other guy".
Ah, but there was... a charming little elderly vagrant from the streets of Calcutta....