Comic Contest 66 - I am Jack's immortal soul

Author: evil_d

Date: September 26, 2001

by evil_d
9-26-01
Jack... listen to me, Jack! Do what I ask, and I'll set you up a Swiss bank account with more money than you've ever dreamed of!
Don't, Jack. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
I'll give you a vast mansion by the sea! A beautiful young wife for every day of the week!
Don't even get me started. What are you trying to trick this guy into, anyway?
I want him to fly a plane into Jerry Falwell's house.
Well fuck... why didn't you say so in the first place? Jack! Those who do the Lord's work will earn life everlasting!