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| Eternal bliss! Don't miss out, get it right here! Never-ending happiness! It's yours if you switch to Verizon for long-distance! | |
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| Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal! | |
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| Of course it is, my son! And really, if you're permanently happy, will you even care who your long-distance carrier is? | |
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| I'm sold! Where do I sign -- but, wait a minute... how can I possibly be happy as long as I'm a Verizon customer? | |
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| Damn you, Neal! You've won this time, but I'll be back! And when I'm through, you'll pay a fortune for the worst service since the telephone was invented -- AND LIKE IT! | |
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| Look, Satan, if you want my eternal soul, that's one thing, but trying to get me to switch to Verizon is just mean! | |
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