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| Thank you, Connie. CNN has just learned that Norman Mineta will be the off-site representative of the Bush Administration... | |
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| This is in case the Capitol is attacked and that a line of succession is necessary to keep the government running... | |
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| Despite his being a Democrat and under heavy medication for back surgery, like all gallant Democrats he's ready to serve his country in its time of need... | |
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| And we will be happy to provide our unbiased news to you, our audience, should Norman Mineta's kind and generous Democratic rule begin in tragedy tonight... | |
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| I hope this spike kills the part of my brain that keeps me from blocking this CNN horseshit and watching Fox News instead... | |
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| After all, it was Gore who won the popular vote, not Usurper Demon-Spawn Bush Junior, thousand-tongued lie-spewing abomination... | |
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