Real Life: Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 26, 2012

What's wrong champ? You've been in your room all day.
My girlfriend broke up with me.
I'd give you the ol' "there are plenty of fish in the sea" or the "it's her loss" speech but I think it's better if we stay quiet for a moment.
Why?
"Where are you? I thought you were gonna finish the dishwasher and did you pick up the dog poop outside? Did you remember to pay the water bill?"
Do you understand now?
I do. The misery in your relationship makes me feel much better about my break up.