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| So, tell me the story of how you came into posession of that ceramic cat. | |
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| It belonged to my great, great grandfather, Elijah Honus. It was given to him by General Lee after Lee's victory at Gettysburg. | |
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| I see. A very interesting provenance! Except for the little sticker on the bottom that says, "Made in Taiwan." | |
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| Yes, I understand General Lee was always importing interesting fine objects d'art from the Orient! | |
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| Well, outside of the fact that this ceramic cat is worth $2 at a flea market, you should realize that Lee lost at Gettysburg. | |
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| The South shall rise again! | |
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