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A is for Arthur, all filled up with lead. B is for Billy, he’s lacking his head.
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| C is for Charles, cut off at the knees. D is for Douglas, he looks like Swiss cheese. E is for Edgar, I can see his intestine. F is for Francis, where the lice are all nestin’. | |
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| G is for Gary, his head in a bowl. H is for Henry, we’ll miss his tight hole. I is for Ian, his face dislocated. J is for Jacob, his lifespan overrated. | |
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K is for Karl, his penis was maimed. L is for Lisa, that’s Karl’s new name.
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| M is for Mike, his corpse eaten by ants. N is for Nick, damn he just shit his pants. O is for Olaf, bleeding all over me. P is for Paul, to the loo he must flee. | |
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| Q is for Quincy, his bulk is quite hefty. R is for Righty, though now he’s a lefty. S is for Steven, his brains on my thigh. T is for Tom, now he has a third eye. | |
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U is for Urko, he has only one ball. V is for Vic, who needs arms, after all?
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| W is for Wyatt, patched up with duct tape. X is Xavier, now flat like a crepe. Y us for Yorick, his gangrene does smell. Z is for Zeke, I don’t ask, he don’t tell. | |
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| I'll give you five dolla' if you never make me sing that song again. | |
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