Hold, knave! Ye may be armored as a knight, but thy illegal acts with thy lance prove thee to be common trash. Prepare to be smitten by the mighty Excalibur!
TOBOR LIKES YOUR SWORD, BUT HE IS HARDLY SMITTEN BY IT.
Enough! Prepare to be smitted!
SMITTED? *GUFFAW*
PREPARE TO BE SMOTED!!!
YOU FAILED THE VERBAL PORTION OF THE KINGLY ENTRANCE EXAM, DIDN'T YOU?
