Brains

Author: fuzzyman

Date: March 22, 2005

by fuzzyman
3-22-05
And now it's time for SCN Entertainment News. Tonight is the premier of the long awaited film, "Violent Zombie Attack." Jack?
We don't have a clip, so here's a live feed of a real zombie attack taking place at the cemetary. Our own Gorton Fisherman is on the scene.
Thanks, Jack. Well, the zombies are presenting their demands, and they seem singularly focused on sweetbread. Back to you.
BRAIIINNNNSSSS!!!
Wait a second, didn't Gorton die of radition poisoning about 10 strips ago?
Sure did! I think he's one of the zombies.