Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Bagdhad for the first annual winner-take-all no-holds-barred Iraqi-American wrestling match!
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In this corner, weighing in at 215 pounds, with a 100% approval rating, the ruler you all know and love... Saddam Hussein, the Wacky Iraqi!
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| From Hell's heart I stab at thee, dirty American pig-dog! | |
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And in this corner, weighing in at 230 pounds, the man who smells like a day-old grilled cheese sandwich.... Dick Cheney, the Skanky Yankee!
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| Hey, who came up with these introductions? | |
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