Listen up, everyone! This is our new salvador, Ricardo.
Howdy there, everyone.
I was just about to tell Ricardo that a great pestilence has wiped out the banana crop of our village, and that if it is not righted we shall all surely perish.
Bummer.
Surely you, as a great demigod, can tell us how do avert this impending disaster?
I take it there is, in point of fact, no porn convention...
