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| Daddy, why don't you tell me how sweet my little pussy is anymore? | |
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| It never was sweet. It's a foul. gaping, oversized, shaved-raw, bruised and battered, yanked and stretched, chewed and karate chopped, herpetoidal lizard cage. | |
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| That reminds me, my bearded lizard died last week. That's probably why my sweet little snatch is so icky right now. | |
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| I paid $89.00 for that motherfucker, and it died??? How? | |
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| He stuck his head out for a breath of fresh air, and I kegeled him to death. | |
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| Do me a favor and dig out as much of his body as you can. I'll try and get a refund. | |
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