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| Lord, You made me the way I am, so give me what I need. As usual, I ask that you watch over me as I lose consciousness and ascend, Amen. | |
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| God, this priest is so cool he gives us reverse shoulder rides, until he hurts LOL! He even heimliched me when I didn't know I needed it! He says to love everything, even camel's toes! | |
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| Dude! I'm in the spirit! Hoogoola boogoola, shuva bubba, shuva bubba boobalooba lubba. Hubba hubba, when I turn around, you suck my chubba! Amen! | |
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| Oh God, is this talking in tongues? Could you tell me quick if a "chubba's" what I think it is? | |
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| Oh Allah, please guide me tonight when I get this guy alone, 'cus I'm going to be a baaa baaad girl! | |
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| You da man Mohammed, I'm a shepard full of luck, you sent me this fine sheep, that tonight I plan to... ah, WTF? I'll just jack off in her wool. | |
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